Monday, May 16, 2011

File under: kids say the darndest things

The following is a transcript of a recent conversation between Daddy and Gwendolyn, on the subject of her having just, well... farted.

Daddy: What do you say, Gwendolyn?

Gwendolyn: Who cut the cheese?

Daddy: I think you mean "excuse me," Gwendolyn.

Gwendolyn: Excuse me -- who cut the cheese?

What a kid.